24 March - 2 May 2015

Rosie Bowen for PBJ Management and Jenny Topper Present

The Three Lions

By William Gaminara

Running Time: 2 hours approx with an interval

A footballer, a prince and a prime minister walk into a hotel room…..

This hilarious new comedy offers a behind-the-scenes glimpse of diplomacy in action, revealing what really went on between David Cameron, David Beckham and Prince William in a Swiss hotel the night before England’s bid to host the 2018 FIFA World Cup. In spite of missed planes, mistaken identities, misunderstandings and sartorial challenges, they are determined to bring the beautiful game home. But, when things start to go disastrously and deliciously wrong, three heads may not be better than one!

‘Funny and inventive’ The Guardian

‘This satirical romp can really score’ The Times

★★★ ‘Blisteringly funny’ WhatsOnStage

★★★ ‘Hilarious from start to finish’ Entertainment Focus

★★★★★  ‘One of the funniest plays I’ve seen in ages’ Stage Review

★★★★ ‘…masses of good jokes, a great final twist, this one’s a runner’ The Times

★★★★ ‘I’ve never seen an Edinburgh show more perfectly configured for a West End transfer’ The Spectator

★★★★ The Daily Telegraph

★★★★ The Independent

Directed by Philip Wilson

Age recommendation: 12+

Exclusive Meal Deal

Band A Ticket + 2 Course Meal  = £54
Band A seats for £31.60 and a 2 course meal from the set menu at the Carrara restaurant for £22.40, making the total offer of £54 per head.

Band A Ticket + 3 Course Meal  = £58
Band A seats for £31.60 and a 3 course meal from the set menu at the Carrara restaurant for £26.40, making the total offer of £58 per head.

Please visit the box office or call us on 0844 264 2140 to make a booking. 

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